i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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