im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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