just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
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Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
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Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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