My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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