Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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