I looked at my own cervix.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I love you.
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