waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
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