I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
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just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
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am i new drunk or am i still drunk
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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