Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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