I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
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he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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