He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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