we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Is it because I queefed?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
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you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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