At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
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Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
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Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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