i already hear my dad disowning me
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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