I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
