just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
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