I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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