Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
my being single is dangerous.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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