I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
