This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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