Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
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I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
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Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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