Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
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it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
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No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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