The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Randomize
