READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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