i dont even know how to be here
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
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Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
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Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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