There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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