i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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