this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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