I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
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I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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