Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
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I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
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I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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