im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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