i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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