She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Randomize
