Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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