so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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