do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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