therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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