This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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