I am puke
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
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