dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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