The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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