i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
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The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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