Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I CAN MOONWALK!
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
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