Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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