dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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