Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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