youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
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What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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