Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
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Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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