it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
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You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
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I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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