Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
