Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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