Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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