I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
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She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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