Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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