I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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