ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
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you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
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